Americans are rich and have money to burn and to be fair to all 24 million illegal aliens we should give them free FEMA Trailers which are gathering dust in Hope Arkansas, Bill Clintons old home. We must give permanently these trailers free of charge to anyone sneaking over our borders illegally.

And lets give them a car too, from GM because they need the work. And since we are such a wonderful nation, lets lay off all the autoworkers in the US and build manufacturing plants in Mexico too. And lets give them each $5,000 per quarter so they have some cash for the transition. They only want to build a better life right?

Additionally since the 24 Million illegal aliens in the US is only costing us a few billion dollars a month, lets borrow even more money so they have plenty to send back to Mexico. Okay, its only fair. Oh and we must buy them more Mexican flags for their rioting and protests too, the ones they have are too small. We can buy more Mexican flags in container loads from China and bring them to the US by the container loads.

We must be considerate and respectful of the illegal aliens who violate the law and sneak into our country. We must give them free stuff and so they have nice things and can build a better life. After all it is our sole responsibility, certainly not the country from which they came in the first place right?