DK: Since this business started with you Im having a hard time finding a moment thats not filled with miracles. Its driving me nuts! DK: Since this business started with you Im having a hard time finding a moment thats not filled with miracles. Its driving me nuts! DK: I said, since this business started with you Im having a hard time finding a moment thats not filled with miracles. Its driving me nuts! DK: Okay, thenGeez, Im amazed at how many miracles there are in my life these days! It is driving me a little nuts, though. DK: HmmmIts driving me nuts all these miracles, Whazzup with that?! DK: Enough of this nonsense. Im getting a cramp. Now I think about it, I could give a damn about the miracles, theyre like all over the place, like wallpaper. DK: That was a metaphor, get it? I used a metaphor. Doesnt that please you? DK: Look, I dont mean to be rude but if it takes me a few days to drag my butt over to this computer to actually sit here and let you, this Whateverthehellitis to speak through me, then Id sure appreciate it not to have to sit here and go through the embarrassment of watching my fingers be limp on the keyboard. DK: Do you have any freaking idea what it takes to convince myself Im not nuts so I can actually sit in front of this screen so you can talk to everyone? DK: Yeahwhat the hell is this is about you just using me to talk to them, anyway?. I mean you said so yourself; you picked the most empty-headed jerk on the planet so thered be no intelligence in the way of what you need to say. DK: No. This is the point where youre supposed to say my interpretation of your actions is twisted like everything else that comes out of the human race but because it is what it is, its sacred and perfectly imperfect and so what if it looks like Im just talking to myself? DW: No help from you, is there? Im better off without your slim little platitudes. Stuff like that confuses me enough so I actually think, Wow, Whateveritis, its pretty damn wise!" Not a hell of a lot of that going around today, is there? DK: Thats right you get to do all the talking and I ask the stupid questions. I get to be Everyman/Everyidiot whos walked the planet, and you, from On High, get to make it all clear. What a crock that is. I mean its not like I dont already know this stuff. Even you say that. DK: Nono, youre not getting it. This is the place where you whisper, Thats right, Drew, you do know all this stuff. I just remind you. DK: I dunno. Ive got to be giving you all the space you need to chime in here. I mean, I got up early and borrowed my Aunts portable oxygen tank so I could suck in a half-hours worth of O2 to clear my head from that Rave last night. I am surrendering in every way, but wait a minute, Aunties wheezing again. Ill be right back. DK: That was two days ago, are you happy? Lets try again. DK: What a jerk! I half expected thered be some words on the screen all on their own. DK: You know what? I wish there had been, then I could just set this computer up in the lobby of a bank somewhere and people could read it on their own, when they want. This spokesman shit is getting old! You know what? Im taking a time out! DK: There they arethem little, teenie-tiny words. Right up there. Up on the screen. Right where I left em. Ghkh ghhjhjkjugkghkgjkgjkgggkjgkjgljlghouijhihluglhhjllj DK: WOW! Never did that before. Whats weird is, I bet if I had passed out on the floor instead on the keyboard I would have woke up in a puddle ofWait a minute, I cant write thatOh, crapit wont DK: What I dont like about this is when you take away what you say, whats left is meaningless garbage. DK: Whatsa matter?! Aint that slick enough for you to do a Spread the Word! I repeat, When you take away what You say, whats left is meaningless garbage! That stands up. Why wouldnt it? ReallyTell me!! DW: Sometimes, you just cant be bothered, can you! Spread the Word! |
