Well, recently I have gotten in with the really hip crowd and they are so cool. The first thing that happened is they gave me a nick-name; Dog. They say Hey Dog Whats Up? Then that is my cue to say; Nutten, whaaaaz up wit u? Pretty cool isnt it. Now my old friends at the golf course do not understand how cool this is. And they have kicked me off the board at the corporation for this type of slang talk. At work they now sensor my emails, but all in all I am pretty happy with my new friends.

You see I am dyslexic and it is awfully nice to be called God you see? As a matter of fact I have not been called god since my college days when I dated this girl Kim she use to say Oh god, oh god all the time, which was pretty cool too, but that decades ago before my recent holiday belly bulge and diet failure. Well those were the days when my dog got up without Viagra.

I was thinking about getting a real dog and name him God so when my friends emailed my on my new Motorola Razr video flip cell phone, well we both could be very happy about it when they emailed to say; Hey Dog Whats Up? Apparently my new group of friends have more than one God in the group so maybe they are more into the Greek Gods than the modern religious cults. I just hope they are into the Greek Thing, if you know what I mean, much more than that. Think on this in 2006 Dog.